maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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