You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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