they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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