Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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