I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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