Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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