Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
My dick has a subreddit
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
