Its about making memories worth repressing
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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