Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I understand Curling. That high.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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