who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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