She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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