so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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