real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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