i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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