Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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