Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
dude. I can hear the air.
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