honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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