My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Never underestimate the power of titties
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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