She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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