i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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