you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You can't special order awesome
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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