I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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