This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Your dad touched me again.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
ttyl tear gas
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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