We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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