There is no way he is gay with that hair.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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