Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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