Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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