My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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