Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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