Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
