dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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