i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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