Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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