my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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