We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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