But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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