Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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