Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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