Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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