Can i not drive my cunt home
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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