Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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