): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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