party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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