We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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