ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
she smelled like a LAN party
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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