what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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