Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.