and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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