that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
not ubering you a puppy
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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