4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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