I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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