One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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