have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
