Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
this boner is exhausting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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