Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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