we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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