home. puking in laundry basket.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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