that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You smell like stripper and shame
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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