Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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