You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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